nebularum:

based on this and a conversation with @poifish-puffs

alishalovescats1701:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

the infamous None Pizza with Left Beef returns

lynxgriffin:

I really couldn’t help wondering how things went down for Alphys when the amalgams first happened…

officialwhitegirls:

they will blast country music and they will fuck a banjo right in front of you 

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

tavr0ss:

tavr0ss:

CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW AND I’M NOT FEELING FESTIVE ENOUGH IT’S TIME FOR ME TO SHOVE 350,000 CANDY CANES UP MY ASSHOLE

who the fuck is reblogging this in june

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mrsminxalot:

reddpieces:

If you don’t immediately help this woman out, YOU ARE NOT A FEMINIST!

Powerful campaign encourages women to “report it to stop it”

Omg he would not leave with his hand or his balls if he decided to rub against me. I really don’t be playin.

Don’t ever let anyone do this to you
Yell fire cause ppl immediately respond OK

if i ever saw this happen on a train i’d lay dude out

overnight-shipping:

punchmeluke:

its not even underwear its a supportive strap i wear for a sprained ankle

This is like the girl who sent a guy a picture of her knees in a bra and pretended it was boobs